There needs to be a maximum allowed time limit per hole at mini-golf. #slowplay #sobad #largebackup http://t.co/FXGAKuvsCo
Archive for September 21, 2013
Man behind the counter: I smell pot.
Man behind the counter: I smell pot.
Me: Yeah, it’s on my breath. May I order some food?
Category: Idle Ramblings |
Getting somewhere would be infinitely easier if I only listened to directions
Getting somewhere would be infinitely easier if I only listened to directions. #hellomcfly #easilydistracted #uturnismybestfriend
Category: Idle Ramblings |
Tweet Sports and Spin Cycle Sunday Night #afterdropoff #…
Sports and Spin Cycle Sunday Night #afterdropoff #divorceddadsdowntime
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Tweet Quick tip: Diapers can double as a rag in case you…
Quick tip: Diapers can double as a rag in case your car is too dirty for guests and needs a quick wipe down. #absorbent #ingenuity
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Diapers can double as a rag in case your car is too dirty for guests and needs a quick wipe down.
Diapers can double as a rag in case your car is too dirty for guests and needs a quick wipe down. #absorbent #ingenuity
Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Me: Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Son: No.
Me: Then why is your hands in your pants.
Son: (Shrug).
Me: Could you at least not linger if touching in public?
Category: Idle Ramblings, Lab Instructions |
Tweet Truth. All sexting means is you are texting with o…
Truth. All sexting means is you are texting with one hand and jerking off with the other! #wantagirl #pickupthephone #makeaplan
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All-in-one Tallis/Diaper bag. That’s just how I roll.
All-in-one Tallis/Diaper bag. That’s just how I roll. #multipurpose #keepingholydaysreal
Tweet Coffee maker or China? Coffee maker hands down! #s…
Coffee maker or China? Coffee maker hands down! #separationagreement #winning
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