Me: Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Son: No.
Me: Then why is your hands in your pants.
Son: (Shrug).
Me: Could you at least not linger if touching in public?
Me: Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Son: No.
Me: Then why is your hands in your pants.
Son: (Shrug).
Me: Could you at least not linger if touching in public?