In defense of her domestic violence charges, Hope Solo claims she barely touched her sister. She flopped. #hopesolo #worldcup
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Not sure which is more frustrating. Blue balls or…
Not sure which is more frustrating. Blue balls or a rubber band loom coming undone #whatadadhastodo #rainbowloom ow.ly/i/47SIJ
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I don’t Detox, I Retox!! #bacon #chocolate #anythi…
I don’t Detox, I Retox!! #bacon #chocolate #anythingcheesy
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Red Flag: When your online date states she hates online dating.
Red Flag: When your online date states she hates online dating. #conundrum #whodoes #meneithernow
There needs to be a maximum allowed time limit per hole at mini-golf.
There needs to be a maximum allowed time limit per hole at mini-golf. #slowplay #sobad #largebackup http://t.co/FXGAKuvsCo
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Man behind the counter: I smell pot.
Man behind the counter: I smell pot.
Me: Yeah, it’s on my breath. May I order some food?
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Getting somewhere would be infinitely easier if I only listened to directions
Getting somewhere would be infinitely easier if I only listened to directions. #hellomcfly #easilydistracted #uturnismybestfriend
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Diapers can double as a rag in case your car is too dirty for guests and needs a quick wipe down.
Diapers can double as a rag in case your car is too dirty for guests and needs a quick wipe down. #absorbent #ingenuity
Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Me: Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Son: No.
Me: Then why is your hands in your pants.
Son: (Shrug).
Me: Could you at least not linger if touching in public?
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All-in-one Tallis/Diaper bag. That’s just how I roll.
All-in-one Tallis/Diaper bag. That’s just how I roll. #multipurpose #keepingholydaysreal